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peardita:

omgthisusernameistaken:

avengingjedi:

flatbear:

COME GET IN OUR CAR OF ANCIENT WARTIME SEX KITTENS

#Natasha’s like#I’m gonna find out who you are#then I’m gonna find out where you live#so I can break in#and hide one of my flat irons#just in case#’cause Steve may have seen you first#but I didn’t hear him call dibs#soooooooo…

THOSE TAGS THOUGH

headcanon accepted

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porrim:

so one time when i was in 8th grade my school went on a camping trip at this camp and at night we all went around the campfire and told stories

and one of the instructors pointed up at the hill where a bunch of deer had gathered. he explained that baby deer make certain noises to call their mothers over. he said if we were really quiet we could hear them

suddenly this huge black guy came out from the forest and yelled YO MAMA WHERE YOU AT

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Me as I watched How To Train Your Dragon 2

  • Movie starting:
  • Me: emagawshemagawshemagawshemagawshemagawshemagawshemagawshemagawshDREGAAAAAAAAAAAAANZZZZZ
  • Me: AAAAAAAHHHHH MY BABIES
  • Me: awwww hicstriiiiiiiiiiiid
  • Me: oh nah....
  • Me: oh god bacKSTORY...
  • Me: HICCUP U ADORKABLE LITTLE SHI-
  • Me: oh come on
  • Me: ooooooOOOOOOOO OH GOD OH GOD ITS THE PART ITS THE PART ITS THE PART
  • Me: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
  • Me: dragons dragons drag- WHAT NOOOO WHAT OMG WAT MORE BACKSTORY OMG HIS SCAR OMG WHAT WHAT NO THIS IS BEAUTIFULS
  • Me: .......the.....the....feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeels....the freaking feeeeeeeels!!!!!!
  • Me: okay I'm done it's the new OTP we out we done
  • Me: damn it drago why are you such a-
  • Me: NO NO NO NO
  • NO
  • NO
  • NO
  • THAT WAS NOT OKAY
  • NOT
  • FUCKING
  • OKAY
  • STOP
  • WHY
  • EWMAGAWSH I
  • NO
  • NOOOOOO
  • Me: come on hiccup work your sexy magic
  • Me: oh god come on please toothless
  • Me: ............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................daddy? D-DADDY?????????? DAD????????
  • After this point I had died plus I think it's enough spoiler but still I was dead I had died my heart had broken and that is that:
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mellicupca:

Poor cutie ♥

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conquerorwurm:

One of my favorite things to see is random people trying to interact with unfamiliar outdoor cats. Just standing there with a hand out, making kissy noises, maybe meowing at the cat while it ignores them. Mankind at its best and least dignified

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She belongs in the North. The real North.

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11 Life Hacks/Tricks to Simplify Your Life #371

ultrafacts:

1. If you ask Google Maps for walking directions from The Shire to Mordor, it tells you that “One does not simply walk into Mordor.”

2. If you make eye contact with someone, smile before you look away. You’ll seem significantly less awkward than you feel.

3. Dabbing vodka on your face reduces the chance of acne breakouts by tightening your pores.

4. Happiness is instantly contagious; and you can easily become a happier person by simply surrounding yourself with others who are happy

5. If you’’re ever kidnapped and they tie you up and cover your mouth with tape, lick the tape until it comes off.

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tonemonotone:

ATTACKING SOMEONE FOR BEING WHITE IS NOT EQUALITY

ATTACKING SOMEONE FOR BEING STRAIGHT IS NOT EQUALITY

ATTACKING SOMEONE FOR BEING CIS OR MALE IS NOT EQUALITY

ATTACKING PEOPLE BECAUSE OF THEIR GENETICS IS NOT PROMOTING EQUALITY AND IF YOU DO IT YOU ARE LITERALLY PART OF THE PROBLEM

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twerk-like-dirk:

the-winchester-initiative:

deweydrops:

unscrupulousneckpunch:

buymyshirtsyo:

zztastefullyoffensive:

How chicks put on lipstick[via]


I cant stop seeing the beaks as mouths so all of them are just
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I THOUGHT THESE WERE GRAPES

why would grapes need to put on lipstick?

to feel beautiful

twerk-like-dirk:

the-winchester-initiative:

deweydrops:

unscrupulousneckpunch:

buymyshirtsyo:

zztastefullyoffensive:

How chicks put on lipstick

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I cant stop seeing the beaks as mouths so all of them are just

D:

I THOUGHT THESE WERE GRAPES

why would grapes need to put on lipstick?

to feel beautiful

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psych2go:

Our psychological state allows us to see only what we want/need/feel to see at a particular time. What are the first three words that you see?

psych2go:

Our psychological state allows us to see only what we want/need/feel to see at a particular time. What are the first three words that you see?

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Anonymous said: What is your sexuality

thorkitastic:

fandoms

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You want society to accept you, but you can’t even accept yourself.

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